<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17496362</id><updated>2011-04-21T16:29:43.749-07:00</updated><title type='text'>inept receptionist</title><subtitle type='html'></subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://incompetent-receptionist.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/17496362/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://incompetent-receptionist.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>inept receptionist</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03680112202290858837</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='20' height='32' src='http://www.angelfire.com/sc3/misplaced/images/grandma.jpg'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>2</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17496362.post-112860883669969641</id><published>2005-10-06T07:24:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-10-06T07:27:16.706-07:00</updated><title type='text'>My cherished friends</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/7016/1687/1600/old_lady_south_corse.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/7016/1687/320/old_lady_south_corse.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Since my coworkers are such mean and disdainful people, I have decided to pick up a couple of friends at the pound.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I don't have to carry conversations with these babies and they don't expect much from me so I think this is a match made in heavan.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I will go knit now and dream of working with nice people.  One day...&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/17496362-112860883669969641?l=incompetent-receptionist.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://incompetent-receptionist.blogspot.com/feeds/112860883669969641/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=17496362&amp;postID=112860883669969641' title='5 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/17496362/posts/default/112860883669969641'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/17496362/posts/default/112860883669969641'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://incompetent-receptionist.blogspot.com/2005/10/my-cherished-friends.html' title='My cherished friends'/><author><name>inept receptionist</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03680112202290858837</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='20' height='32' src='http://www.angelfire.com/sc3/misplaced/images/grandma.jpg'/></author><thr:total>5</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17496362.post-112852584666276139</id><published>2005-10-05T08:21:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-10-05T08:24:06.666-07:00</updated><title type='text'>My coworker Marci is a big meanie.  No more brownies for her.</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/7016/1687/1600/Sept.%2027%20%2C2003%20Our%20new%20Receptionist.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/7016/1687/320/Sept.%2027%20%2C2003%20Our%20new%20Receptionist.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;She hates me. She keeps telling me to stop humming my beautifully uplifting tunes and she says that I'm, infact, NOT her friend. NOT HER FRIEND! I don't understand... I... I thought we were bestest friends.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I will go back to my match.com profile to search for inept mailroom clerks now.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/17496362-112852584666276139?l=incompetent-receptionist.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://incompetent-receptionist.blogspot.com/feeds/112852584666276139/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=17496362&amp;postID=112852584666276139' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/17496362/posts/default/112852584666276139'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/17496362/posts/default/112852584666276139'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://incompetent-receptionist.blogspot.com/2005/10/my-coworker-marci-is-big-meanie-no.html' title='My coworker Marci is a big meanie.  No more brownies for her.'/><author><name>inept receptionist</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03680112202290858837</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='20' height='32' src='http://www.angelfire.com/sc3/misplaced/images/grandma.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry></feed>
